Oct

23

What would Chuck do?

October 23, 2007 | 7 Comments

Chuck Norris backs former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee for president. This doesn’t mean I back Huckabee, but if Chuck says it’s a good idea…
-Governor Huckabee didn’t lose 110 pounds, they were intimidated away by Chuck Norris.
-The original title of Gov. Huckabee’s book was “Quit Digging Your Grave with a Knife and Fork and Get Your [...]

Jan

13

Chuck Norris is a badass…

January 13, 2006 | 6 Comments

• Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
• The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
• If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t [...]