Mar
10
In the beginning…
March 10, 2009 | 7 Comments
…there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said “Get a job”. That is the story of the universe.
Sixty-nine years ago today the C-section was invented when Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother’s womb.
Happy birthday Chuck Norris!
Oct
23
What would Chuck do?
October 23, 2007 | 7 Comments
Chuck Norris backs former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee for president. This doesn’t mean I back Huckabee, but if Chuck says it’s a good idea…
-Governor Huckabee didn’t lose 110 pounds, they were intimidated away by Chuck Norris.
-The original title of Gov. Huckabee’s book was “Quit Digging Your Grave with a Knife and Fork and Get Your [...]
Jan
13
Chuck Norris is a badass…
January 13, 2006 | 6 Comments
• Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
• The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
• If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t [...]
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