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In the beginning…

March 10, 2009 | 7 Comments

…there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said “Get a job”. That is the story of the universe.

Sixty-nine years ago today the C-section was invented when Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother’s womb.

Happy birthday Chuck Norris!


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7 Comments so far

    Norene Kelly on March 12, 2009 1:53 pm

  1. Ah, the story of why we are here, according to Chuck Norris. Love it. Perfect for my site…

    2. Anonymous on March 23, 2009 10:32 am

  2. Hey, Nate….get this guy off here. No one wants to comment. What else do you have?

    3. Nate on March 23, 2009 1:43 pm

  3. Chuck Norris does rock. Only Chuck comments are allowed on this thread. Thank you for understanding.

    4. anonymous on March 23, 2009 2:00 pm

  4. Start another link then and lets see what happends

    5. Anonymous on March 24, 2009 7:44 am

  5. chuck norris ordered a big mac at burger king…..and got one!!!!

    6. anonymous on March 24, 2009 12:50 pm

  6. this is one of the dumber things I have seen on this site. Chuck Norris is an old, has been actor. Watch Texas Rangers

    7. Anonymous on March 24, 2009 7:49 pm

  7. Its Walker Texas Ranger, get it right.

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