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What would Chuck do?

October 23, 2007 |

Chuck Norris backs former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee for president. This doesn’t mean I back Huckabee, but if Chuck says it’s a good idea…

-Governor Huckabee didn’t lose 110 pounds, they were intimidated away by Chuck Norris.
-The original title of Gov. Huckabee’s book was “Quit Digging Your Grave with a Knife and Fork and Get Your Fat Ass on a Total Gym: The Chuck Norris Story”
-Ever wonder why the final “S” in Arkansas is silent? Because Chuck Norris told it to shut the f*ck up.
-Before Chuck Norris, it was just the Old Party.
-Huckabee got Chuck Norris’s support by promising him a cabinet position: Secretary of Pain.
-Chuck Norris can get bipartisan support from one party.
-Mike Huckabee will not cut taxes, he will simply allow Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick them away.
-Mike Huckabee’s plan for Universal Health Care involves keeping Chuck Norris happy with the Universe.


Comments

7 Comments so far

    AndyForcht on October 23, 2007 7:25 pm

  1. Huckabee/Norris in 08??? Although he would be a sweet Secretary of Pain!

    2. Anonymous on October 25, 2007 12:02 pm

  2. Nate, are you going to be Chuck Norris for Halloween?

    3. Nate on October 26, 2007 10:35 am

  3. I wouldn’t want to insult the man like that. He’d probably roundhouse kick me into oblivion!

    4. Anonymous on October 26, 2007 11:47 am

  4. Who cares about Chuck Norris. We need to know what would Brian Boitano do?!

    5. Nate on October 26, 2007 12:45 pm

  5. He’d get roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris too, that’s what Brian Boitano’d do.

    6. marenfaye on October 26, 2007 2:14 pm

  6. Nate, I think you deserve a roundhouse kick to the throat for wanting to vote for the candidate Chuck Norris tells you to vote for.

    Whoops, preposition at the end of a sentence. I must be an ignorant dummy, too!

    7. Nate on October 26, 2007 2:22 pm

  7. :)

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