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You ARE the father!

June 11, 2007 | 9 Comments

Is there anything better than Maury Povich? I’m sitting here wasting a few hours before my first council meeting and what’s on the tube? It’s paternity test day on Maury!

Michelle: “I can tell it’s his kid because from the waist down…they both look like girls!”

Darren: “Michelle, I find out you cheated on me and this kid ain’t mine, you packed up and you outta here!”

It doesn’t get any better than that.


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9 Comments so far

    anonymous on June 11, 2007 6:21 pm

  1. It also doesn’t get any sadder than that.

    2. Anonymous on June 11, 2007 11:02 pm

  2. how was the first meeting?

    3. Anonymous on June 12, 2007 9:29 am

  3. So, do you think we are ever going to see you on Maury?

    Nate, you ARE the father. LOL

    4. Nate on June 12, 2007 11:31 am

  4. Um…let’s hope I don’t have any little Nate’s running around that I don’t know about.

    5. marenfaye on June 12, 2007 12:13 pm

  5. Nate, I have something to tell you. I think you should meet me in New York next week so I can deliver the news in person.

    On a completely unrelated note, I have these free Maury Povich tickets… You in?

    6. Nate on June 12, 2007 12:14 pm

  6. You can’t say that here! What will people think?

    We would make some pretty babies though ;)

    7. Anonymous on June 12, 2007 12:17 pm

  7. You know, I’m really surprised no one from town or the surrounding area has been on Maury or Jerry Springer considering the enormous amount of drama that seems to occur on a regular basis.

    8. Anonymous on June 13, 2007 1:23 am

  8. i have a friend who hurries home from work everyday to watch jerry springer because she is convinced that her family is so screwy that she will find them on the show one day.

    i met a few of them….she is probably right!!

    9. Buffy on June 13, 2007 11:24 am

  9. JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! That’s all I have to say!!!! LOL!

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